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Hi. I am told that I run a great risk of having spammers contact me repeatedly if I include an email address on this site and that it is illegal to feed such spammers to goats because it will give the goats indigestion. It is also illegal to cement such spammers into the walls of my home because Edgar Allen Poe wrote about that once thereby making it an unoriginal solution. That, and future visitors get creeped out when they hear moaning sounds coming from the walls.
Please know that I do appreciate any and all comments left on the stories and I read them all. If you really, really need to reach me, say to give me a briefcase full of cash, I guess you could try the white pages.
Thanks,
Dani